I found a pie in my yard today. So I put it on the Craigslist lost and found. I wonder what responses I'll get.
"Found: A frozen, boxed, Swans brand key-lime pie this evening in a snowbank in the 2700s 2300e area. Packaging was not damaged so I put it in my fridge to thaw. I'm going to dig into it soon so if you want it back you better email me quick."